It just wasn’t my day:
I woke up with ambition to go to school and do my math homework (I haven’t gotten my textbook yet). So I got dressed, got in the car and drove. It was snowing very hard, but I eventually made it to the campus. I haven’t bought my parking pass yet because I’m waiting for financial aid, so I pulled up to the parking permit machine:
Me: -Swipes debit card-
Machine: Nope
-repeat several times-
Me: -Tries to insert dollar bills-
Machine: LOLNOPE
Me: FINE. SCREW YOU, MACHINE. -backs car up to second machine-
Pretty much repeat the conversation all over again. I said a loud “screw you!” to both machines and drove down to the other parking lot to use THAT machine. Mind you, it is pretty much blizzarding outside. I stopped my car in the middle of the street and tried, yet again, to pay for parking. That machine didn’t like me either.
So I left.
Stupid parking machines.
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